…I’m not. In part, porque I don’t believe in diets. In part, porque the Nilla supply ran out. In all seriousness, yesterday someone Googled “nilla wafer diet” and landed on my blog. Hmm, a nilla wafer diet? I feel compelled to address this. Dearest anonymous Nilla wafer enthusiast, While I clearly love the Nilla as [...]
Entries from February 2010
February 10, 2010
Well, I Haven’t Eaten That In a While…
Reporting live from the NYC Blizzard of 2010, where unwavering flurries are following DC’s trend. En mi casa, en mi cama, is where this entire day shall pass. Needless to say, I skipped out on my humpday pilates class. This was probably for the best, as I’ve been under the weather. But, today, despite the [...]
February 8, 2010
Enferma
Hoping that my cure lies in this can. And that I’ll be up and running mañana. Hope everyone had wondrous weekends and sensational Superbowl Sundays!
February 4, 2010
A.M. Alliteration
¡Hola, hombres! (I realize that most of you are mujeres, but I’m feeling a little alliterative so you’ll have to bear with me.) Let us weigh in on Wednesday, which was a little wacky. Mostly because my mañana commenced con my crazy, crass pilates instructor. After yesterday’s class, I think I have to change her [...]
February 3, 2010
Who Am I?
‘Twas a tasty Tuesday that seemed to zip by Cravings were aplenty, and I was eager to comply But my eats were a bit uncharacteristic. (We’ll soon have a gander.) And I couldn’t help feeling like Derek Zoolander When I found myself questioning, “Who am I?” Worry not. I’m not having an identity crisis. But, [...]
February 1, 2010
The Happiest Place On Earth
Why, hello there, amigas! As badly as I’d like to take this chica’s tweetvice (that’d be advice obtained via Twitter) and resume blogging as though I’d never left, I have this moral inkling that a one-and-a-half month hiatus warrants an explanation. So here goes nada: Over the past month and a half, I could not [...]

