After spending way too much time researching (read: in-depth Google-ing) the dubious existence of a Spanish translation for the term “foodie,” I’m sad to report that no such palabra exists en español.
I try not to talk politics on here, but this issue must be addressed. There is currently an entire nation of foodies being inhumanely deprived of a concise, incomparably descriptive, fun-to-say word for those who love food. Think of the liberation and pride that would sweep España if food-loving Spaniards could stand up and proclaim: Yo soy un foodie. Think of how many sentences could be shortened if there existed a single word for una persona que le encanta comida (one who loves food).
That said, I hereby request that the Spanish Ministry of Diccionarios instate an español version of the word “foodie.”
End scene. Let’s get to Monday’s eats.
I received the following right-to-the-point e-mail from my lovely cousin Christina last week:
You should try chocolate chips, and marshmallows in your oats, and put gram crackers on top.
Not one to disregard delicious-sounding breakfast suggestions, I heeded Christina’s advice. Except, in an attempt to infuse this decadent bowl of oats with a little protein, I subbed her chocolate chips with chocolate nut butter.
Specifically, Nature’s Promise chocolate soynut butter.
I dipped into this last week and really did not enjoy it—but I figured I’d give it another shot.
Realizing that my chocolate substitute had the power make or break my breakfast, I had a spoonful straight-up to test its oat worthiness.
It failed. No me gusta. This nut butter wasn’t bad in the “this really isn’t what I was expecting” way, as was the case with cashew butter. It was bad in the “I need to spit this out right now” way. It tasted like a chalky, oily, unsweetened Nutella knock-off.
Definitely not oat-worthy.
And so I turned to the tried-and-true chocolate Better N’ PB.
S’mores Oats (a.k.a. S’moats)
In the oat bowl: 1/2 cup oats cooked in 1 cup water and 1/2 thinly sliced banana. Topped with crushed graham crackers, marshmallows and spoonful of chocolate BNPB.
This was fantastic. It was difficult to delegate marshmallow distribution throughout the bowl—but this just made for some incredible marshmallow madness bites.
While this was certainly a decadent way to start the day, it definitely wasn’t as filling as my standard oat bowls. I think I usually bulk up my oats with more nut butter and fruit.
When I realized I needed s’more comida, I turned to an old favorite for breakfast part dos.
Greek yourt + raspberry preserves.
So sweet and simple and satisfying.
Lunch delivered something else I’ve desperately needed s’more of.
Vegetables! Ever since Thanksgiving (and discovering my taste for chocolate), I have been lagging with my fruit and veggie consumption. So, I got in my greens with some split pea sopa.
I tried Dr. McDougall’s split pea soup for the first time last week, and I wasn’t crazy about it. However, I had another box, and, as was the case with the chocolate soynut butter, I was willing to give it another chance.
I’m going to have to stop doing that.
Like the nut butter, this was no better the second time around. Unlike the nut butter, it was edible.
Especially with the edition of these.
Love soggy croutons in soup!
I’m probably being a little harsh with the sopa trash-talking, but split pea is my favorite soup. And the thing I love most about it is its thick texture. Dr. McDougall’s version was sort of watery—with an occasion clump of pea/lentil thickness.
I did think the flavor was great, and I managed to clean the bowl. But, if you’re looking for canned split pea soup, Amy’s is so much better.
On the side, I had a toasted sandwich thin, garlic bread-ified with a smear of butter and minced garlic.
(The creepy yellow hue on the distant half comes from margarine. Gross, but I finished my butter stick on the first half, and was up against the dreadful nasty-butter-substitute-or-no-butter-at-all wall.)
Snack time featured un plato of mixed nuts, dark chocolate chips and a hermit. That lone hermit is a little misleading. Several más were had because I don’t think it’s humanly possible to just eat one. If you’ve done this, you deserve a prize.
Enjoyed atop mi laptop as I weekend recapped.
I got s’more veggies in during dinner.
Again, I cannot wait for the return of oven green cheetahs.
I found myself in a muy Mediterranean mood, so I ran with it.
Ensalada Mediterránea
In the mix: baby spinach, feta, olives, cucumbers, celery, cherry tomatoes, balls and hummus; dressed in celery salt and the usual honey-balsamic blend.
Meatless meatballs aren’t so Meditteranean, but they were amazing, as always. And I pretended they were falafel balls.
Needless to say, that dollop of Sabra only left me wanting más.
So más was had.
Con warmed whole wheat pita and queso americano.
This pita was so good! I get my pita from the local produce store because they bake it in-house, and when you get a fresh batch, you get a fresh batch. So soft and doughy.
Still, as with the meatless balls, I used my imagination and pretended it was the best pita bread ever.
I guess breakfast left me wanting s’more (I promise, I’m done after that one) because dessert was desayuno-inspired.
Baked S’mores!
You don’t see any chocolate—because there wasn’t any.
I eat my s’mores chocolate-less.
And, though I’ve realized my developing fondness for the dark stuff, there are certain chocolate-less creations I’ve no desire to change.
Amor,
Sarah


36 Comments
December 8, 2009 at 7:29 pm
love all the s’mores action in this post
December 8, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Can’t beat s’mores!
December 8, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Those smores oats look amazing, and the baked smore looks ever better!!
December 8, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Where have I been? Baked smores? Yours looks pretty dang good.
I would need chocolate though
And maybe a smear of peanut butter. Hmmm… getting me thinking!
Have a wonderful evening!
December 8, 2009 at 10:48 pm
I wish you wrote s’more because your posts are always so entertaining and funny and I didn’t want it to end! Split pea is one of my favorite soups, too. But, it has to be think or else I just think it’s minestrone. I’ll have to remember to pick me up some Amy’s. And I love that melted American cheese – how can you beat that? Maybe you should melt that over your oatmeal?
December 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Your cousin definitely knows what she’s talking about! I’ve never tried Chocolate Better ‘n PB. I used to be addicted to the regular kind…
Baked s’mores?! Mmmmmm!! Looks like quite a delicious day of eats!!
December 8, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Smoats sound awesome ! GOod idea, I’m going to try them.
December 8, 2009 at 11:53 pm
i am sorry to hear not all your eats were great today! but the ones that were great look yummy
jenna
December 9, 2009 at 12:02 am
ahh LOVE the smores!! well your eats LOOK great
yumm! love the marshmellow cream in the smore
December 9, 2009 at 12:25 am
I’ve never had the chocolate Better N’ PB. Only the regular. A bit of a weird texture but it’s lighter and so therefore i can compromise. Need to try the choc AND The Fluff together. Num.
Cheetahs in GReen. Love.
Hermit. I have never had one, need to get on that, huh!
December 9, 2009 at 12:36 am
I have pita/hummus envy right now.
And I’m with you 100% on the watery split pea soup – nothing is worse. The appeal of the soup is the thickness…que triste.
December 9, 2009 at 1:34 am
i tried a chocolate soynut butter a bit back and thought the same thing! it was awful! i can’t remember the company…but maybe soynut butters just aren’t meant to be, eh?
December 9, 2009 at 8:29 am
baked s’mores!??? seriously you are a genius! trying this out asap!
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December 9, 2009 at 8:37 am
I’ve never even had smores, I’ve no idea what they are.
December 9, 2009 at 8:42 am
Green oven cheetahs AND smore oatmeal.. yes please!!! Looks delish
December 9, 2009 at 9:37 am
ohmigawd i want s’mores oats NOW. ah-maze-ing.
love the green cheetahs, too!
December 9, 2009 at 10:01 am
I’m liking this s’mores kick you’re on. very inspiring
tons of love
bec xo
December 9, 2009 at 10:14 am
S’mores are basically my favorite thing EVER so that bowl of oats looks amazing. That’s too bad about the soynut butter though!
Oh my and your pita with cheese totally reminds me of my childhood. I can’t even think of how many pitas stuffed with Mexican shredded cheese, toasted and melted, I had. Mmmm.
December 9, 2009 at 10:19 am
That’s so sad that there isn’t a Spanish word for foodie! I wonder, do any other languages have a word for it? English speakers are definitely not the only ones to be passionate about good food!
December 9, 2009 at 10:30 am
Your S’moats look to die for! I love a good s’more
That cheesy pita also looks delish! Cheese is always a winner!
December 9, 2009 at 11:44 am
S’moats is a new one but that bowl looks really delish!! I am always up for a new oaty combo so I’ll have to try that out very soon :O).
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December 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm
its impossible to even know where to begin commenting with your posts!
warm fresh pitas are heavenly. and you know my feelings about sabra so i dont even need to go there…
i wanna try those green cheetahs!!
December 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
This is making me want a smore now!
My fav is the smore oats!
December 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I want that oats breakfast. The Chocolate BNPB. The greek yog + preserves combo (a fave). Amy’s split pea (it’s the best right?? had it two nights ago!). The home-made garlic bread. That hummus. Green cheetahs! Trail mix. Pita!!!! The list goes on, ma love!!
Soooo many good eats in this post.
And now sooo many meals & snacks have been added to my “to-make over winter break” list!
And yes, we need a span term for foodie!! c’mon nowww!!
PS Gossip Girl was insane. What’s the deal with that ending?!?!
LOVE YOU!
December 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
loveall your eats! sorry you don’t like the soynut butter.. it looks like it’d be good? deceiving packaging?
the oats look awesomee
xoxo
shelley
http://findinghappinessandhealth.wordpress.com
December 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
gah, deliciosa mi amor!
la ensalada, los “smores,” y el queso!
ummm i have had soynut butter and i thought it tasted like garbage…i can imagine it would take LOTS of chocolate to cover up that stanky taste.
and i love that you eat smores sans chocolate…i do this all the time! however….have you tried replacing the chocolate with a reeses peanut butter cup? oh Lord…gasms!
December 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I do the same thing with trying blah foods twice. They’re still blah the second time. Love the s’mores oats!
December 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm
chocolate soynut butter is definitely an acquired taste. I don’t think I really enjoyed it until my fourth attempt – now I crave the stuff!
p.s. get on creating the spanish word for “foodie” stat – k? k.
love!
December 9, 2009 at 8:26 pm
The Smore oats look so good. I was seriously drooling over it. I’m going to try it.
December 9, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I want smore oats NOW, oh my goodness! Looks great.. Hope you’re having a good night!
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December 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm
S’moats, haha love it!
December 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm
LMAO. Oh, Sarah. I do love how tenacious you are. You just GOTTA find the Espanol version of “foodie”!
HEy, the best part abt s’mores is the marshmallow…
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December 12, 2009 at 9:34 am
Yum, the baked smores looks delish!
All your eats look great, serious!
February 1, 2010 at 11:43 am
i am going to take it upon myself to create a spanish word for foodie.
i vote: comistadora – food conqueror (comida + conquistadora)
high five.
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